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    • E-Meritus, Show-me-da-Moneyius: It’s Not About Freedom of Speech, It’s About Cash.
    • The REAL Fight!
    • Speaker, You’re Not Speaking to Me. Or We.
    • Elise, This Is On You
    • Respect for Jimmy Carter
    • Whose Kevin is it, Anyway? 
    • Bosoms’ Buddy No Longer
    • The Tesla King Weareth No Clothes
    • Hunter and Trump, cupla Stocking Stuffers (virtually)(December 23, 2022)
    • We’re Doing It Again
    • Beware the Demons We Let In
    • Aw, how bad can it be? Really, Really, Really Bad.
    • I’m a Millennial Latin Medical Student. Here’s 8 Reasons Why We Lost.
    • Ladies, It’s Not ABOUT You!
    • Trump, the Wannabe Bro
    • GOP Primary Debates Round 1: Winners, Losers & Mids
    • 5 Takeaways From the First RNC Debate
    • The Abraham Accords: Just Another Soulless Deal
    • Why the Rush to CrusiKy?
    • Cheater’s! (November 8, 2022)
    • The Tesla King Weareth No Clothes (and needs a workout)
    • Eatin’ (Joe) Crow (October 15, 2022)
    • Can We Add “GooGoo” as a Prefix? (November 15, 2022)
    • The Gulf of Florida (September 30, 2022)
    • The Good Fight (October 2022)
    • Chucky-Gru, He’s Trumpy, Too!  (December 2021)
    • Bitter about Bloomy (July 11, 2022)
    • Charlie’s Dirty Money (September 13, 2022)
    • “Do bettah, guy!” (September 7, 2022)
    • A Flashlight and a Gun (August 2020)
    • Tizzle Today
  • Sports
    • This is Our Problem with Taylor Swift
    • If Nuthin’s Better than These Game 7s, Give Us Nuthin’
    • The Conference Finals Suck.  And That’s Not New.
    • 3 Reasons the Nets will be Better than the Knicks this Season
    • It’s Nuts Out There
    • The Odd 16:  Let’s Face It, this Field is Weird
    • Dogs vs Dad
    • The Terry Family 2023 Bracket Challenge
    • Russ vs KD: It Looks Worse with Time.
    • NBA 2023 Play-In and Round 1: It’s Going to the Birds
    • Battle of Rooks: G Ignite + OT Elite vs. Overseas vs. US College
    • The Funky Four
    • Jet Fans Don’t Really Mean It (December 23, 2022)
    • The Qatari Cup (Runneth Over) (November 18, 2022)
    • Kyrie the Free Radical
    • A Shiner for a Griner
    • Fellatio with Friends (November 20, 2022)
  • Features
    • Sister Justice
      • Sister Justice is Here
    • Somberwicke
      • Somberwicke, Tale 1: The Phone
      • Somberwicke, Tale 2: The Painting
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    • Obi-Wan, Season 1: Obi-Dient
    • Some Things Are Best Left Undiscovered
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Somberwicke

Tale 1, March 2022: The Phone

Tale 2, August 2022: The Painting

Tale 3, September 2022: The Fraternity

Tale 4, October 2022: Milo

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