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Speaker, You’re Not Speaking to Me. Or We.
Elise, This Is On You
Respect for Jimmy Carter
Whose Kevin is it, Anyway? 
Bosoms’ Buddy No Longer
The Tesla King Weareth No Clothes
Hunter and Trump, cupla Stocking Stuffers (virtually)(December 23, 2022)
We’re Doing It Again
Beware the Demons We Let In
Aw, how bad can it be? Really, Really, Really Bad.
I’m a Millennial Latin Medical Student. Here’s 8 Reasons Why We Lost.
Ladies, It’s Not ABOUT You!
Trump, the Wannabe Bro
GOP Primary Debates Round 1: Winners, Losers & Mids
5 Takeaways From the First RNC Debate
The Abraham Accords: Just Another Soulless Deal
Why the Rush to CrusiKy?
Cheater’s! (November 8, 2022)
The Tesla King Weareth No Clothes (and needs a workout)
Eatin’ (Joe) Crow (October 15, 2022)
Can We Add “GooGoo” as a Prefix? (November 15, 2022)
The Gulf of Florida (September 30, 2022)
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Chucky-Gru, He’s Trumpy, Too! (December 2021)
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A Flashlight and a Gun (August 2020)
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This is Our Problem with Taylor Swift
If Nuthin’s Better than These Game 7s, Give Us Nuthin’
The Conference Finals Suck. And That’s Not New.
3 Reasons the Nets will be Better than the Knicks this Season
It’s Nuts Out There
The Odd 16: Let’s Face It, this Field is Weird
Dogs vs Dad
The Terry Family 2023 Bracket Challenge
Russ vs KD: It Looks Worse with Time.
NBA 2023 Play-In and Round 1: It’s Going to the Birds
Battle of Rooks: G Ignite + OT Elite vs. Overseas vs. US College
The Funky Four
Jet Fans Don’t Really Mean It (December 23, 2022)
The Qatari Cup (Runneth Over) (November 18, 2022)
Kyrie the Free Radical
A Shiner for a Griner
Fellatio with Friends (November 20, 2022)
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Somberwicke, Tale 1: The Phone
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Some Things Are Best Left Undiscovered
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