Gruden’s next step: joining Trump’s Pantheon of Fallen Icons In Denial. A podcast. A conservative star in the making.
Let’s list his qualifications: Loud – check. Misogynistic – check. Homophobic – check. Racist – check. Coward that hides his true feelings – check. Dumb and arrogant enough to think he can get away with it – check and check.
Moms and Dads, don’t worry about supply chain issues, the Chucky-Gru, hate-em-all doll is coming out, it senses your skin tone, orientation, body type and sex to manufacture perfectly-timed, brutal, spontaneous insults. “Hey lardass, give the chips a break, will ya?”
What a party-maker! It’s like my Donald Trump Grabber candy dispenser for Halloween: take some candy but get ready for a grabbie, perhaps not entirely unpleasant, surprise!
Chucky Gru, and Donny, too, just in time for the holidays!