Fellatio with Friends (November 20, 2022)

Qatar: “Blow me.”

World: “What?  How dare you!”

Qatar: “one billion.”

World, aghast: “What?  How dare you!”

Qatar: “many Billion”

World: “Who do you think you are???!!!”

Qatar: “a trillion.”

World: “US dollars?”

Qatar creases a smile through it’s bearded face, and nods.   World drops to it’s knees.

World: “Don’t grab my ears!  By blowing you for Money, I’m actually helping to evolve your culture!”

Qatar: “Yeah, sure.   Swallow.”

World: “What, how dare you???!!”Loop to Line 3