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By Jon Terry December 4, 2024 “Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall, why be One when I can be them All?” It’s pretry clear so far: Trump loves Bros. Military Bros. Fitness bros. Intellectual Bros. Crafty, shifty, slick Bros. In fact, he doesn’t just love them. He thinks he is one of them. Moreover, Trump, the living, breathing Narcissist we have elected, thinks he is ALL of them. Pete Hegseth is his military fantasy. Tough, tatooed, a guy you want next to you in a fight.  Elon is his intellectual delusion, a brilliant founder and inventor, gifted and visionary. RFK Jr. … Read more

By Jon Terry November 10, 2024 Fellas, how many times have ya heard it? She’s upset about something. Something you did, or somebody else did, or somebody else did a long time ago. You’re trying to mollify her, explain to her, or defend yourself. Then it comes: “It’s not ABOUT you!” We never know what the hell they actually mean by that statement. We only know it’s time to run for the Hills. But now, we DO know what it means. We’re watching it happen with election aftermath. Women appropiated the election themes, and now they are appropriating the losing … Read more

By Jon Terry November 1, 2024 Donald Trump is not a fascist. He’s not Hitler, and he’s not a threat to Democracy. He IS an incompetent liar that has surrounded himself with “Yes” people. He IS a native racist, and wannabe authoritarian. He IS a short-term sprinter with no interest in long-term impact. He IS a climate change denier.  He IS the singular lowest character individual to be this close to a repeat presidency. And a 2nd Presidency will have real impact on your everyday lives, red or blue, and it won’t be good. Not abstract boogeyman notions of Nazis … Read more

By: Jon Terry Published: October 24, 2024 Our latest binge is a horror science fiction show, “From.” The unlucky characters in “From” are trapped in a town in which vampiric creatures roam at night, ravaging those unlucky enough to be outside, but also, always trying to tempt their way inside … in this nightmare, these creatures only get inside if you let them. In an early episode, a young family is ravaged as dad sleeps off a drunk at the improvised local tavern. In another, a blissful hippie commune is turned into a buffet because one lusty dude falls for … Read more

By Jon Terry Published: October 23, 2024 We’ve fallen for it again, and now we’re doubling down. We think Anti-Trumpism is all we need. 3 of the first 4 articles in the Times this morning are about something Donald Trump, did, said, or is gonna do, and it’s all supposed to concern us, and compel us not to vote Red. You have to scroll, for a while, to find an article about Harris, anything she did, said, or is gonna do. Swing voters that are still undecided care not about Trump’s crass remarks. They don’t believe he’s a fascist, or … Read more

October 16, 2023 Republican leaders are yet again striving to be the most outraged. “Joe Biden has blood on his hands.”  The normally affable Tim Scott offered up this doozy, shortly after Hamas terrorists barbarically raided Israeli villages.   Desantis: we’ve been “very deferential to the Iranians, the Iranians we now know were intimately involved in orchestrating these attacks.”   “Joe Biden betrayed Israel!”  Trump, unhinged, as always. The 6 Billion for Iran.  The Rhetoric of the Squad.  The Universities, and their Pro-Palestian-ism.   But Biden and the Democrats didn’t do this.  Biden didn’t move the US Embassy to Jerusalem.  … Read more

By Jon Terry October 24, 2023 Knicks fans, you are me, and I am you. It pains me to write this article. But I see the future, or at least the 6-8 months. And it’s not that good. The Nets were supposed to be better than the Knicks, pretty much every year since 2020. They were for a little bit, then, as we all really enjoyed, it all went bad, the Big Three were collectively the Big Ego then the Big Fail, and the Knicks made some noise. The Knicks are supposed to be better this year. They wont be. … Read more

By Jon Terry August 23, 2024 Debates separate candidates.  The Spongey get destroyed – ask Jeb Bush, who took turns getting punched down on by Trump, and getting punched up on by L’il Marco.  Now when we think about Jeb, we think about Oatmeal. The Intellectuals get mocked, GW Bush had ‘em laughing at Gore’s stuffy, overly-factual messaging, nobody can listen to or look at Elizabeth Warren for more than several minutes at a time, John Kerry was and is, well, just plain weird.  (Does he still do things in an official capacity, or is he just flying around, ranting? … Read more

April 18, 2023 It didn’t look right, Russ guarding KD on Saturday night. It still feels like KD never should have left, that he and Russ should be up in OKC, wearing a couple rings, working with SGA and Chet for the next couple, squaring off with the Warriors and Lakers, every year. Instead, we … Read more

April 12, 2023 Trae Bon?  Peli-Cans?   Lakers or Fakers?  Which 2 Wolves swing up next?  Shai Tea, anyone?  Is Braids Jimmy as clutch as, ya know, pre-braids Jimmy?  Whose braids look dumber, ADs, Jimmy’s, or D Russ’s?  Who are their friends, and why don’t they tell them?  What happened to Kyle Lowry?  Why is … Read more